Another thing, Luke, I know you probably have a quota from your label-heads about a certain number of truck references per album, but the one in the chorus of this song feels cheap and tossed in, even for you. Were you one reference shy when writing this song and threw it in to meet that quota?
Your first album actually had some good material, Luke. There were some good songs on there. Nothing really traditional, but there was some decent contemporary country on there. Your second album drifted a bit, but it had a couple of good moments. Ever since then, Luke, the fame bug has bit you hard and you've turned into a complete douche who's only capable of selling the lowest common denominator of music to the lowest common denominator of taste and intelligence.
And now, you've been given "Entertainer of the Year" by the C-shaM-A. And why? Because apparently their idea of entertainment is a 40-year-old man-child shaking his ass in a pair of moose-knuckled skinny jeans.
Real country fans Luke are just wishing your star will fade soon. We're not hopeful, but we're hoping.